it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary
The code my friends yell out when I’m about to kiss my boyfriend. This was a locker sign they made me.
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
I hope you never forget me.
when people start getting close to your friends
Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed